Give spiritual advice after stealing millions of pesetas in the 80s. Become the funny, when you have never even been able to give a hug to your own daughter. Dress up as sannyasi, with property and bank accounts. A social inadequate who only feels good with the identity provided by the ignorant who yield to a political title, a colourful dress and a magic rod. Did you come back from where? On holiday? Bhakti Gauravani Goswami